Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?
I’m hot af as fuck
(Source: no, via vintagecxnt)
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
(Source: literallyrad, via vintagecxnt)
what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this
i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
*everything fucks up*